~*FuNni tHinGz tO Do in a LiFt!!*~

~FuNni tHinGz tO Do in a LiFt!!~

1: when theres only 1 person in the elevator tap them on the shoulder then when they turn pretend it wasnt you

2: open your briefcase/purse and say into it "do you have enough air in there?"

3: make explosion noises when anyone presses a button

4: hold open the door and say you are waiting for a friend. after a while close them and say "hey george, hows your day been?"

5: stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionaly

6: drop a pen and wait till someone picks it up, then scream "THATS MINE!!!"

7: take a camara and take pictures of everyone in the elevator

8: take a desk in and when someone comes in ask them if they have an appointment

9: listen to the walls with a stethoscope

10: leave a box in the corner and ask if they can hear the ticking

11: stare at another passenger for a while then anonunce "you're one of them " and back away slowly

12: ask "did u feel that!?!?"

13: when the doors close annonce "dont worry, they open again"

14: grimace painfully, slap your forehead and mutter "shut up, all of you, SHUT UP!"

15: stand silently facing the wall without getting off

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