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~the words said when you're drunk is the words said from your heart.~

PRICELESS WORDS

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is
a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.
So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
'Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping.
Love You!'

Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and
sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, 'Son, what happened last night?'
His son says, 'Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some crockery, puked in the hall,
and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door'.
Confused, the man asks, 'So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!'
His son replies, 'Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off,
you said,

'LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED!'

Moral~
Self-induced hangover - $400.00
Broken crockery - $800.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk? 'PRICELESS'

There are truly some things that both money and Mastercard can't buy ^-^

the news on the demonstrations of the Thai protesters are getting HOT.
i've been updating myself on the protests with the latest news online.
it is getting more and more interesting each day.

more than 5,000 government supporters known as the ''Red Shirts'' had joined the rally against the protest alliance and had rallied into downtown of Bangkok yesterday.
the Reds are still trying to gather up to 10,000 government supporters.
They have adopted red to distinguish themselves from their yellow-garbed rivals.
[now i have a very clear picture on why my honey warned us not to wear red or yellow during my last trip in Thailand, especially Bangkok.]
the rivals would start firing when they see a group of reds together.

can u imagine, what's gonna happen when the Yellow meets Red??

BLOODSHED
everywhere, all over the streets.

and that's.......
"GOOD GAME"

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