~*HaPpi BirthDay tO my NieCe, RocHeLLe...*~
~*haPpi BirthDay tO JeFF HaRdy!!!*~
~*Diana [Princess of Wales] 10th Year aNniverSary*~
1961 - 1997
hm. today. in skool. had migrain again.
today practised faced-down baccarat.
early morning with the capital of $1500, i won $7650!!
sia la.. 1st time me so lucky... lol. how i wished thatz my real money. xD
but when afternoon comes... my luck de power used up liao. no luck le. =[
faced-down baccarat really got the 'thrill' to 'squeeze' the cards o... fun.
siwei dealt until 'brain lag'. pronouced 'Banker' as 'Bonker'. lOlx! xD
nothing much for today.
but hor... im so tired today o........... really tired....
in the shuttle bus to amk. i slept. ZZzz.....
went to AMK Hub. bought some 'niap niap'.
sumann & i headed back to yishun. went to GV.
sumann got his hair trimmed in the salon.
while i went to Funland & played initial D. =)
oh yea. 'lao da' jeremy suggested a chalet get-together. whoa! i lOve chaLetz~
confirmed booking the chalet. for other sutffz, still planning. yiPpie! ^-^
aniwae, came across this bulletin post [below] in friendster.
da Ah Beng version of Titanic. kinda lame. but funny. =)
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Scene 1:
Jack: Hey chio eh? Me teach you an zhua fly, want or not?
Rose: Mai lah. I scare leh.
Jack: No need scare leh, lai i teach you.
Rose: Don't lar, me really scare leh.
Jack: Lai lar, stand on the railing, then I hug you.
Rose: Like thet huh?
Jack: Yah, then hor, spread ur arms... Wah lau eh, why so smelly one?
Rose: Kan ni na...You say my armpit smell ah!
Jack: Wah I bey tar han already lar!
Jack fainted & both fell into the sea..
Scene 2:
One fine day, late at night, Jack Duakang was on the deck of Titanic when he heard some loud footsteps.
He looked to see what was going on, and he saw a super chio about to jump off the deck. He walked over and tried to persuade her not to jump.
Jack: Chio eh, lee si an zhua? So late dun sleep do what? What's your name?
Rose: My name is Mei Kui, but people call me Rose.
Jack: Nah Beh...Why you so chio, but your name like the mamasan at
Zhong Guo Chen (China City).
Rose: Shut up lah you, I now want to jump.
Jack: Why jump? Siao ah you, so chio jump for what?
Rose: Aiyah why you so kaypo? I jump you jump?
Jack: Wah lau, don't lah aiyah.
So Jack continued to persuade her for a few hours.
After three hours...
Jack: Eh don't jump leh, don't lah, siao ah you?
Rose: Aiya, you talk for three hours liao, buay sian meh??
Jack: Ya lor, i think oso a bit sian liao. So, please lah, don't jump lah..
Rose: Shut-up I am really jumping liao.
Jack was tired, so he stopped persuading...
Rose: I really jump ah, really ah? Really ah? Really leh.
I am not joking leh, I jump ah!!!
Jack was very du lan after wasting so much time.
So, he kicked Rose's Ka Cheng and sent her into her watery grave.
Jack: Nah Beh, want to jump, jump lah. NAh beh wasste my time.
Then Jack turned around and he saw the second most beautiful girl on the ship.
Jack: Oei chio eh, what's your name?
Hibiscus: Me Hibiscus lor. I saw you kick my sister. Hahahahahahhh!
Thank you hor. She always steal my boyfriends one.
So Jack and Hibiscus live happily ever after...
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hmm. tomoro morning papa's hougang project site got 'pray pray'. for seventh month thingy. plus buffet. =) me long time havent been there since i started skool.
~*haPpi BirthDay tO JeFF HaRdy!!!*~
~*Diana [Princess of Wales] 10th Year aNniverSary*~
1961 - 1997hm. today. in skool. had migrain again.
today practised faced-down baccarat.
early morning with the capital of $1500, i won $7650!!
sia la.. 1st time me so lucky... lol. how i wished thatz my real money. xD
but when afternoon comes... my luck de power used up liao. no luck le. =[
faced-down baccarat really got the 'thrill' to 'squeeze' the cards o... fun.
siwei dealt until 'brain lag'. pronouced 'Banker' as 'Bonker'. lOlx! xD
nothing much for today.
but hor... im so tired today o........... really tired....
in the shuttle bus to amk. i slept. ZZzz.....
went to AMK Hub. bought some 'niap niap'.
sumann & i headed back to yishun. went to GV.
sumann got his hair trimmed in the salon.
while i went to Funland & played initial D. =)
oh yea. 'lao da' jeremy suggested a chalet get-together. whoa! i lOve chaLetz~
confirmed booking the chalet. for other sutffz, still planning. yiPpie! ^-^
aniwae, came across this bulletin post [below] in friendster.
da Ah Beng version of Titanic. kinda lame. but funny. =)
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Scene 1:
Jack: Hey chio eh? Me teach you an zhua fly, want or not?
Rose: Mai lah. I scare leh.
Jack: No need scare leh, lai i teach you.
Rose: Don't lar, me really scare leh.
Jack: Lai lar, stand on the railing, then I hug you.
Rose: Like thet huh?
Jack: Yah, then hor, spread ur arms... Wah lau eh, why so smelly one?
Rose: Kan ni na...You say my armpit smell ah!
Jack: Wah I bey tar han already lar!
Jack fainted & both fell into the sea..
Scene 2:
One fine day, late at night, Jack Duakang was on the deck of Titanic when he heard some loud footsteps.
He looked to see what was going on, and he saw a super chio about to jump off the deck. He walked over and tried to persuade her not to jump.
Jack: Chio eh, lee si an zhua? So late dun sleep do what? What's your name?
Rose: My name is Mei Kui, but people call me Rose.
Jack: Nah Beh...Why you so chio, but your name like the mamasan at
Zhong Guo Chen (China City).
Rose: Shut up lah you, I now want to jump.
Jack: Why jump? Siao ah you, so chio jump for what?
Rose: Aiyah why you so kaypo? I jump you jump?
Jack: Wah lau, don't lah aiyah.
So Jack continued to persuade her for a few hours.
After three hours...
Jack: Eh don't jump leh, don't lah, siao ah you?
Rose: Aiya, you talk for three hours liao, buay sian meh??
Jack: Ya lor, i think oso a bit sian liao. So, please lah, don't jump lah..
Rose: Shut-up I am really jumping liao.
Jack was tired, so he stopped persuading...
Rose: I really jump ah, really ah? Really ah? Really leh.
I am not joking leh, I jump ah!!!
Jack was very du lan after wasting so much time.
So, he kicked Rose's Ka Cheng and sent her into her watery grave.
Jack: Nah Beh, want to jump, jump lah. NAh beh wasste my time.
Then Jack turned around and he saw the second most beautiful girl on the ship.
Jack: Oei chio eh, what's your name?
Hibiscus: Me Hibiscus lor. I saw you kick my sister. Hahahahahahhh!
Thank you hor. She always steal my boyfriends one.
So Jack and Hibiscus live happily ever after...
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hmm. tomoro morning papa's hougang project site got 'pray pray'. for seventh month thingy. plus buffet. =) me long time havent been there since i started skool.
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