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FML = Fuck My Life.

i saw this in linxin's blog which she took from other website.
i find them really interesting and funny.
and i wanna share it here.
hope this will make your day at least.



"Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly to me, "You're ugly!" When my friend came back, I told her what had happened; she told him off briefly and then the boy began to cry, shouting, "But she isn't pretty!" FML



"Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML"


"Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and made out the enormous black legs of a spider. I screamed and slapped my back: nothing happened. Completely hysterical, I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML"


"Today, I was talking to a charming young lady on MSN by webcam. She suddenly asked me to take my glasses off for a minute; I did so, and she said, "Oh never mind, you're still just as ugly..." FML"


"Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered 'Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s'. I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML"


"Today, I went on a walk. I like to crush acorns as I go. One nut was actually a piece of dog poop. FML"


"Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML "


"Today, my girlfriend went on an internet webpage called "How to confess to having an affair". FML"


"Today, I was at a job interview at McDonalds. All was going well until the manager told me that I'd have to remove the piercing that I have on my eyebrow. I didn't think that my mole would be so confusing. FML"

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